Tuesday, May 15, 2012

Insanity - Totally Crazy

Insanity – Totally Crazy

I made it! Two months, dang...What a workout program. So much sweat, so much soreness. I'd definitely call it an investment in fitness. I had to change my diet, adjust my schedule so I'd have enough time to workout when I get home, and occasionally do a late-night workout. I stayed pretty true to the program. I missed one full workout, and two half-workouts. So overall I guess I missed two workout days. Not bad considering there's 54 total workout days. I'll count that as a win.

Fit Test

Insanity begins with a fitness test, which you repeat about every two weeks and, of course, the program ends with it. The Fit Test consists of 8 exercises. You perform each exercise for one minute and go for as many repetitions as you can. Take a one minute rest, then on to the next exercise. You're supposed to track your results to see how you improve. So I did! Here they are:



Week 1
Week 3
Week 6
Week 8
Week 9 (final)
Improvement
Day 1 to Day 60
Switch Kicks
95
101
116
124
132
37
Power Jacks
42
46
51
53
59
17
Power Knees
74
88
95
99
103
29
Power Jumps
32
35
40
46
58
26
Globe Jumps
8
9
10
9
10
2
Suicide Jumps
13
16
18
19
20
7
Push-Up Jacks
28
33
37
40
44
16
Low Plank Oblique
50
52
62
67
74
24

Description of each exercise:

Switch Kicks – Standing straight, kick your leg forward at hip-height, hop as you switch legs and kick the other one, each kick is 1 rep.

Power Jacks - Start standing feet together, hands above head. Legs move apart like a jumping jack and go into a squat, arms come down to your side as you squat. Really burns the legs.

Power Knees - Support your weight on your right leg, body is at a slight angle, hold your hands above your head. Raise your left knee toward your chest as you bring your hands to your knee. It's like a Tae Bo move. My standing leg tires out more than everything else.

Power Jumps – Start in a slight squat, jump and raise your knees to the same level as your hips, bring your hands to knees while in the air. Land and repeat. This one's exhausting.

Globe Jumps – Start in a squat, hands on the ground. Jump to the right, raise your hands above your head as you jump and land back in a squat, hands back on the ground. Jump back, then jump left, then jump forward. That's 1 rep...yeah, 4 jumps is 1 rep. Really tires me out.

Suicide Jumps – Start in plank (aka push-up position), kick your feet in close to your hands, jump straight up while reaching your hands overhead, land and go back into plank. That's 1 rep.

Push-Up Jacks – Start in a normal push-up position, do a push-up. As you bring your chest to the ground kick your feet apart about shoulder-width. As you push back up kick your feet back together.

Low Plank Oblique – Hold a low plank with your forearms on the ground. Bring your right knee up toward your right elbow (I count that as 1 rep), right let goes back and do the same thing on the left side (2 reps). Kind of feels like a lizard-crawl.

Pictures

I can hear some of my friends saying, “pics or it didn't happen!” So here you go. Just keep in mind the quality of my camera sucks. Things like lighting and how steady my hand is effects the picture a lot.




  

  
Day 1

Week 2
Week 5

  

  


Week 8
Day 60



Looking back at the pictures (I actually haven't looked at any of them until I wrote this), I look the most trimmed down at week 5. I think that's because the first month of Insanity is heavy on cardio. The second month has more strength training based workouts so while I was getting more exhausted I don't think I was burning off as much. That's what I tell myself.

Now, the more I think about this the more it doesn't make sense to me because muscle burns fat, so if I'm building more muscle I should be trimming down in month 2 just as much as in month 1. So I'll get real here. I slipped in my diet the 2nd month. Not badly, but enough to make the week 5 pic look like the best one, of course camera quality could also be to blame...right? I have a reason for the diet slip up, more on that later. Right now, let's focus on the positives. Given the picture quality, it's tough to really see the changes in my physique. So here's some of the things I notice are different from day 1 to today.
  • Today, what my gut looks like normal is what it used to look like when I'd suck it in
  • All my clothes fit more loosely
  • I had to tighten my belt a notch
  • My chest resembles a pectoral muscle and doesn't look so man-boobish
  • I still got some love-handle action going, but for the first time ever my lats are broader than the love-handles
  • I feel more fit and confident in my appearance
What I Got Out of It

I learned a few things doing Insanity. Like I make a variety of noises depending one how close I am to my limit. As I start to get tired I breath heavy. When I get more tired I start panting. Grunting kicks in near exhaustion. Then when I'm really near the breaking point, I start to whimper. Sort of a high-pitched squeal. Never knew I did that before, it's kind of funny.

When it comes to eating I can resist temptation. I passed on several desserts and dining out opportunities. But I can't fight off stress and I stress-eat. Now I don't mean the “I had such a long day” kind of stress, I mean the kind of stress that's subtle and dwells in the back of your mind. When you worry about something inwardly, but outwardly you seem fine. That kind of stress. It's like a silent doomsday countdown. I had some of that going on during the second month of Insanity. I ate some cakes, some pizzas, drank some beers, and ate a few larger portions. Now I didn't completely gorge myself, but I let it go enough that you can see a slight inflation going on in the week 8 picture. Guess I need to find a good way to deal with that kind of stress. If I can, who knows, I just might get that sweet tooth under control.

I managed to get a few new eating habits. Vegetables aren't so foreign to me and I even started liking vegetable juice. There's a dash of portion control going on too. I get full on less food, which is different...and good I guess. I cook for myself more often, which is both healthier and less expensive than eating out as much as I did before Insanity.

Most importantly, I got through it! It's a tough workout and I was able to push through the moments of utter exhaustion. And I got results! Not the whole “ripped in 60 days” you see on TV but I'm slimmer and have some muscle definition. I feel a bit proud of myself.

What's Next?

Good question! I could do Insanity again. Maybe. I definitely feel that if I did it again I'd continue to improve my fitness. The better I got the further I could push myself during the workouts. The fit test results show I haven't hit my limit yet. But...not right now though. It's time to mix things up. The new UFC gym is opening up soon (hopefully within a week of writing this) and I got a good deal there so I'll check that place out. I'm sure they'll have some Insanity-type workouts.

Thanks to everybody who's been reading these blogs. I appreciate the comments and all you silent readers. Much mahalos. And keep reading. Though Insanity is finished, the blogging shall go on!

Oh, and since the start of Insanity I talked about how Shaun T. would ask “How y'all doin?” and my reply was always “fricken horrible!” Well, at the end of Insanity it's still the same ;)

Tuesday, May 8, 2012

Insanity - Home Stretch

Well it's finally here, the last week of Insanity! Hard to believe it's been about 2 months already. The gains have been noticeable, both in performance and appearance. And dang, this workout is a beat down. The better I get, the more I can do, and the more I do, the more exhausted I get. So as I perform better I get more exhausted, but I recover quicker so I can get back into it sooner than before. It's a vicious cycle but I kinda like it.

Tonight's workout was brutal just like last week. But I did better. More importantly my mind was in a better place. Rather than thinking “all right let's get on with it” I was thinking “bring it on, let's do this!” Just a shift in mentality led to a whole different, and much more positive, experience.

During the second month of Insanity I've been a lot hungrier. And I don't mean hungrier as in hungry for the win or for the results. I mean hungry as in I want to eat! So the other day I reviewed the Insanity nutrition guide and discovered that I was supposed to adjust my food intake to compensate for the longer and more intense workouts. I could have been eating more the past 3 weeks. Dang it! At least I'll be able to adjust my diet this final week so I shouldn't suffer through the hunger as much.

Five more workout days left, two of them are dual workouts, and then my final Fit Test. It's gonna hurt. But hey it's hurt since day one so bring it on.

Sunday, May 6, 2012

Insanity – Killing Bugs With Sweat


This workout isn't getting any easier. But let's start with a few shortcomings. I had a couple lapses in the past week. It's confession time.

On Monday I had two workouts to do. The Fit Test followed by the Max Interval Circuit. I did the fit test and performed well (I'll post all my Fit Test stats when I finish the program). But when I got into the interval workout I just wasn't feeling it. I wasn't tired or anything just completely not into it. Let's just say I was stressing about something and it weighed very heavy on my mind. After the warm up I just pulled the plug and ended it.

Wednesday was another dual workout day. Max Cardio Conditioning followed by Insane Abs. I made it through the conditioning workout but had to ditch the abs workout. I didn't manage my time well that day so I only got through one workout before having to do something else.

Slacking on a couple workouts is bad enough but there were a few lapses in the diet as well. I visited the snack table at work a few times more than needed. There was a May Day event at work, which included a Hawaiian plate lunch. Dang it was delicious but so not part of the meal plan. On Friday there was a farewell party for a co-worker so of course we had some dessert. My plate had a banana and two nicely-sized cookies. I figure the banana offsets the cookies, right? Yeah, right. Saturday was a belated birthday lunch for a buddy of mine involving pizza and beer. Man...pizza...dang how I've missed thee.

Rather than wallowing in my shortcomings each day I've instead just moved on. Fall short one day, okay get back on it the next day. I've noticed that I'm performing better in the workouts. I can do more crazy push-up variations than last week and the week before. Although I still have a tough time getting all the way through the 2nd month warm-up. Go figure...

Oh, about the title of this blog. I wear a compression shirt during the workouts and I like to wring it out when I'm done to see how much sweat comes out. A lot comes out, almost as if I dunked the whole shirt into a bucket of water. Anyway, I one day I wrung out the shirt into my bathroom sink and there was a small ant crawling around in there. Poor bugger never had a chance...